Ever Had The Feeling?

May 24, 2010

Hey pal, you should have checked out the fine print. Oh yeah. Put your newspaper down for a minute. Here’s what we’re gonna do. And when I say ‘we’, you know what I really mean, right?

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Centaur

May 12, 2010

I’m hoping this interview goes well. The advert said they were all about equal opportunities. We’ll just have to see about that…


Mind-reading Bird

May 6, 2010

Don’t worry – it’s not reading YOUR mind. It ‘s a bird, for crying out loud, not some kind of fairground magician. You people, honestly. Don’t look too long though because it does have ‘powers’ if you know what I mean.


Puck’s Back

April 17, 2010

Spotted skulking and scheming between the pages of this old book. Expect to see more of him. Can’t say exactly when and where. That’s the life of a horned deity. When you’re all about mischief, you don’t publish an advance schedule.


My Kind Will Rule

April 10, 2010

Pressed for time, I’ve taken to sketching people in short 20-minute bursts. The goal is to stand in the street and while people amble past, capture as many on paper as possible. The results are kind of intriguing. The drawing bears no real resemblance to the subject. So, why should the accompanying description. Here goes: people like this are taking over your world. They have no purpose in life other than to hang around shopping centres. One shopping centre is not enough. They want the entire surface of the planet covered over. And when they’re done here. They’ll move on.