Users…

May 29, 2010

I should have seen it coming. The whole thing…it’s all come undone. So quickly, too. All that work. All those years. Hook, line and sinker…damn.


Ever Had The Feeling?

May 24, 2010

Hey pal, you should have checked out the fine print. Oh yeah. Put your newspaper down for a minute. Here’s what we’re gonna do. And when I say ‘we’, you know what I really mean, right?


Blue Diamonds

May 17, 2010

After work, daylight savings have come in. Everyone is a bit flat in the evenings on the train.


Centaur

May 12, 2010

I’m hoping this interview goes well. The advert said they were all about equal opportunities. We’ll just have to see about that…


Follow Instructions

May 8, 2010

Ok. This goes…no wait, here…or does it? Maybe I should start with this bit. Now, if I can just… That doesn’t look right, so I’ll…

I’ve buggered it.


Mind-reading Bird

May 6, 2010

Don’t worry – it’s not reading YOUR mind. It ‘s a bird, for crying out loud, not some kind of fairground magician. You people, honestly. Don’t look too long though because it does have ‘powers’ if you know what I mean.


Now Listen Here

May 3, 2010

Let me tell you: I know a thing or two. These young guys with their computers and their MBAs, what do they know? Nothing. Well, maybe that’s not entirely true but the point is, you can’t match experience. It’s all about people. Who you know and how to deal with them. Soft skills, they call it. What’s soft about that? You can’t get what I’ve got from books you know.