Seething

This guy’s going to throttle the facts out of the goddamned newspaper. One stinkin’ letter at a time, if that’s what it takes, so help him.

Blue Boardies

An odd ensemble: business shirt and board shorts. The aviator-style sunglasses and ‘tache sort of finished it off for me…

I Wouldn’t Want to Bother Anyone…

Pardon me…didn’t mean to…that is…bother…um

Thinking Deeply (about nothing)

Pondering, pondering, pondering. Wonder what’s for dinner? Anything on telly? What to do at the weekend? What’s that guy scribbling and looking at me? What will I do? I know: stare him down, through my bug-eyed sunnies.

Puck’s Back

Spotted skulking and scheming between the pages of this old book. Expect to see more of him. Can’t say exactly when and where. That’s the life of a horned deity. When you’re all about mischief, you don’t publish an advance schedule.

I Can Wait

Waiting doesn’t bother me. I have a book and a massive handbag, chock-full of entertainments. You’ll never see the half of them, though but you can look all you like.

My Kind Will Rule

Pressed for time, I’ve taken to sketching people in short 20-minute bursts. The goal is to stand in the street and while people amble past, capture as many on paper as possible. The results are kind of intriguing. The drawing bears no real resemblance to the subject. So, why should the accompanying description. Here goes: people like this are taking over your world. They have no purpose in life other than to hang around shopping centres. One shopping centre is not enough. They want the entire surface of the planet covered over. And when they’re done here. They’ll move on.