Berti Pleasant

March 31, 2010

Everything about him is affable, if somewhat loosely defined. But then, that’s part of his charm you see. Good old Bertie. Be nice if you see him.


Thin-necked Youth

March 26, 2010

Something about this guy reminded me of the ‘pimply teenager’ character from the Simpsons – the one with the semi-broken voice, usually works in the burger bar / ice-cream store / fairground. Anywhere Homer hands over cash for a disappointing experience. Can’t say that happened on the train. Kept my eyes peeled but no sign of a fat, yellow man in blue pants. Bummer.


Bucket Hat

March 20, 2010

Saw this old sort hanging around outside a newsagent. The shop wasn’t open and he waited around for about 20 minutes, not doing very much other than blinking, looking around and staring at me. Then he wandered off. What a story. I bet you can’t wait for the next installment.


I Just Can’t Believe This Crap

March 15, 2010

I can’t believe they call this journalism! Someone oughta do somehting about this. I have a good mind to write to the editor of this rag, straighten them out. Send them back to school, that’s what I’d do, and not let them pick up a pen until they know what they’re about.


George Bernard P’shaw

March 13, 2010

Due the abnormally large size of my forehead, I am inclined to lean forward and furrow my brow. Humph


Where Should I Be?

March 10, 2010

I know I’m supposed to be somewhere, just not sure…oh…here I am. Fair enough. Now, where am I supposed to be next?


Crocodile Rock

March 8, 2010

Enjoying a contemplative soft drink of some kind. Probably too much sugar but this guy didn’t look too bothered about that. Besides, it’s in a hospital cafeteria, so if things go a bit pear-shaped, you’re in safe hands.