Stinkin’ Cigarette

April 8, 2010

Nothing against people who smoke but if you have a half-decent education and access to a TV, radio or newspaper, you should know better. These things are bad for you, plain and simple. Check out how they make your hands bigger and how the top of your head shrinks (although there could be a correlation between propensity to indulge in the old death sticks and cranium dimension). Your skin will also go a funny colour and if that’s not enough, people with nothing better to do will make fun of you on their blogs. Think about it people.

Keith Richard’s Mum

April 30, 2009


This lady chain-smoked her way through 2 coffees without batting an eyelid.