Wild Tie

June 3, 2010

Check out my sartorial elegance. The rest of you don’t even get as much as a mention. Bunch a’ loosers. You want to look good, get yourself a decent suit – tailored, not your off-the-rack rubbish. And the tie is the clincher. Got that?

And a haircut. And a beard.

Over and out. Got cool stuff to do.

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Now Listen Here

May 3, 2010

Let me tell you: I know a thing or two. These young guys with their computers and their MBAs, what do they know? Nothing. Well, maybe that’s not entirely true but the point is, you can’t match experience. It’s all about people. Who you know and how to deal with them. Soft skills, they call it. What’s soft about that? You can’t get what I’ve got from books you know.


Expect Delays

May 2, 2010

This man was waiting patiently outside the supermarket. Later in the day, I spotted a road sign bearing the message that became the title of this post. He knew what he was getting in for.