A Shadowy Schemer

I’m not one for the outdoors. You just can’t hatch a proper scheme, that is to say a truly nefarious plan, when the sun beats down on the brow. Vitamin D deficiency, rickets, a pallid visage are a few of the many tribulations of those who choose to preamble the pathways trodden by the villainous.

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